Dual-headed Laptop

/etc/X11/xorg.conf

Section "Files"
 FontPath "unix/:7100"   # local font server
 # if the local font server has problems, we can fall back on these
 FontPath "/usr/lib/X11/fonts/misc"
 FontPath "/usr/lib/X11/fonts/cyrillic"
 FontPath "/usr/lib/X11/fonts/100dpi/:unscaled"
 FontPath "/usr/lib/X11/fonts/75dpi/:unscaled"
 FontPath "/usr/lib/X11/fonts/Type1"
 FontPath "/usr/lib/X11/fonts/CID"
 FontPath "/usr/lib/X11/fonts/100dpi"
 FontPath "/usr/lib/X11/fonts/75dpi"
        # paths to defoma fonts
 FontPath "/var/lib/defoma/x-ttcidfont-conf.d/dirs/TrueType"
 FontPath "/var/lib/defoma/x-ttcidfont-conf.d/dirs/CID"
EndSection

Section "Module"
 Load "bitmap"
 Load "dbe"
 Load "ddc"
 Load "dri"
 Load "extmod"
 Load "freetype"
 Load "glx"
 Load "int10"
 Load "record"
 Load "type1"
 Load "vbe"
EndSection

Section "InputDevice"
 Identifier "Generic Keyboard"
 Driver  "keyboard"
 Option  "CoreKeyboard"
 Option  "XkbRules" "xorg"
 Option  "XkbModel" "pc105"
 Option  "XkbLayout" "fi"
EndSection

Section "InputDevice"
 Identifier "Configured Mouse"
 Driver  "mouse"
 Option  "CorePointer"
 Option  "Device"  "/dev/input/mice"
 Option  "Protocol"  "ImPS/2"
 Option  "Emulate3Buttons" "true"
 Option  "ZAxisMapping"  "4 5"
EndSection
Section "InputDevice"
        Identifier      "Synaptics Touchpad"
        Driver          "synaptics"
        Option          "SendCoreEvents"  "true"
        Option          "Device"                 "/dev/psaux"
        Option          "Protocol"              "auto-dev"
        Option     "HorizScrollDelta"   "0"
 Option          "SHMConfig" "on"
EndSection

#
# THIS SECTION IS THE MEAT OF THE MATTER
#

# VGA PORTS
#

Section "Device"
 Identifier "Intel Head 1"
 Driver  "i810"
 BusID  "PCI:0:2:0"
 #PREVENTS DVD PLAYER FROM CRASHING (I'M USING gxine):
 Option  "XaaNoOffscreenPixmaps" 
 #THIS WAS MY HOLY GRAIL. COUNTLESS PERMUTATIONS UNTIL I FINALLY NAILED IT
 Option  "MonitorLayout" "CRT,LFP"
 Screen 0
EndSection
Section "Device"
 Identifier "ExternalPort"
 Driver "i810"
 BusID "PCI:0:2:0"
 Screen  1
EndSection

Section "Monitor"
 Identifier  "LCD"
 Option  "DPMS"
 HorizSync  28-49
 VertRefresh 43-72
 Modeline "1280x768" 80.14 1280 1344 1480 1680 768 769 772 795
EndSection
Section "Monitor"
 #A ONE HUMONGOUS OF A MONITOR - "NEC MultiSync 6FG"
 Identifier  "CRT"
 Option  "DPMS"
 HorizSync   27-79
 VertRefresh 55-90
 Modeline "1280x1024" 110 1280 1328 1512 1712 1024 1025 1028 1054
EndSection


Section "Screen"
 Identifier  "Default Screen"
 Device  "Intel Head 1"
 Monitor  "LCD"
 DefaultDepth 16

 SubSection "Display"
  Depth 16
  Modes "1280x768"
 EndSubSection
EndSection
Section "Screen"
 Identifier  "Second Screen"
 Device  "ExternalPort"
 Monitor  "CRT"
 DefaultDepth 16
 
 SubSection "Display"
  Depth  16
  Modes  "1280x768"
 EndSubSection
EndSection

Section "ServerLayout"
 Identifier "DualHead"

 Screen 0 "Default Screen" LeftOf "Second Screen"
 Screen 1 "Second Screen" 0 0
 
 InputDevice "Generic Keyboard"
 InputDevice "Configured Mouse"
 InputDevice "Synaptics Touchpad"

 Option  "Xinerama" "true"
EndSection


Section "DRI"
 Mode 0666
EndSection